~laos/luang_prabang/blood

Forgot to mention: On the way back from the falls, i look down at my legs and spie with my little eye, a river of blood running from my inner right thigh!!!!! A river i tellz ya!! I freaked out... we went to the hospital, and the doc said i have to get my leg amputated... i said NO! Ok ok, it was not a river, it was more like a tributory of blood, and we didnt go to the hospital, and my leg is still attached. Turned out to be a leach (of the blood sucking variety)... i must have lost about 40 pints of blood, then leach was the size of me by the time it had finished! So i said to the leach "Hey you", and he said "What", i said "you sucking my blood?", he said "Yup, what you gonna do about it?", so i got mad, and went crazy, started tearing up this joint, smashing windows, the lot! Even went to prison for a bit. So then me and leach fought to the death, and i died because i ran out of blood...

OK OK!! It was a lie, there was no leach!!!!! Alright? Just the hole where the leach was. And i put a plaster on it, and everyone was happy. :)